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MY ROOMMATE NEEDS TO LEARN WHAT CHEWING WITH HER MOUTH CLOSED MEANS BC IM SITTING IN OUR ROOM AND SHE’S IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH THE TV ON (mind u my door is closed???) AND I CAN HEAR HER CHOMPING AWAY AT WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE’S SNACKING ON AND I’M REAL CLOSE TO PUNCHING HER IN THE NECK

too school for cool i wish i was eating macaroni

too school for cool i wish i was eating macaroni

ccorpselike:

tell me I’m a QT

I’M GOING TO THROW UP ON SOMETHING YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING THAT HAS EVER WALKED THE EARTH 

ccorpselike:

tell me I’m a QT

I’M GOING TO THROW UP ON SOMETHING YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING THAT HAS EVER WALKED THE EARTH 

college has taught me:

how to chug a lot of beer in a small time frame
ben & jerry are probably my only friends
to stay away from boys named Josh

it is 2:26 a.m. I have class at 9:30 I am emotionally confused and physically drained but i choose to sit here in the dark and quietly eat tortilla chips while my roommates are asleep

fohk:

*is proud of dark circles*

*is proud of looking like death*